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Have you ever wondered why you yawn whenever you read a annual holiday greeting from the Barnetts? It's because they never do anything exciting like travel to exotic places or have grand-children. As evidence in support of this contention, consider that during the last year the highlights of their boring life were such mundane things like:
  • bringing in and spreading about their property 330 cubic yards of top soil;
  • purchasing and placing along the river bank 200 tons of rocks;
  • installing luminaries along the sidewalk to the front door;
  • installing three spotlights to illuminate the flag at the top of the flag pole;
  • reseeding one acre of land near the pond and along the flood plain;
  • building and planting a large rock garden behind the house;
  • replacing all of the second-story windows in the house with Pella products;
  • replacing all the outdoor window shutters;
  • burying the electrical line supplying power to the residence;
  • upgrading the electrical service from 150 to 200 amps;
  • installing a whole-house electrical surge protector;
  • installing lighting for the built-in shelving unit in the living room;
  • burying the water pipe from the river to the sprinkler pump house;
  • installing a fifteenth sprinkler head in the back yard;
  • placing three new stone sitting benches around the yard;
  • expanding the landscaping in the front yard;
  • putting down ten cubic yards of bark mulch as surface dressing;
  • planting blueberry bushes;
  • hiring professionals to fully trim the weeping willows;
  • making out change-of-address cards for 19 lived-trapped mischievous red squirrels, 5 marauding chipmunks, 4 rascally raccoons, 1 frequently trespassing possum and 1 bank-burrowing muskrat;
  • in Lee's case, writing 5 articles and co-authoring one book, and
  • saying goodbye to his 200,304-mile Mercury Sable Wagon which was also our rock hauler (Yes, we purchased a new car -- a 2003 Volkswagen Jetta Wagon);
  • in Dot's case, surviving her final semester of teaching and
  • going to work full-time at Porter's Orchids greenhouse in Grand Ledge.

    We hope your year was a little more stimulating than ours (if not, you might want to get a life or seek counseling). But please remember that it is always fun for us to host family and friends (that means you) here in Wacousta.

     

    Happy Holidays!

    Lee & Dot

     

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